My Dad

A Fictional Character in my life

“My dad left me for a hooker that he found on the street of Indianapolis”

by [丂 卄 ㄖ ㄖ Ҝ] October 24, 2018

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

by Rick June 06, 2004

My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 03, 2018

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

by The_smart_dude February 08, 2021

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 13, 2019

My Dad

Anyone you look up to or want to be like.

Mel Gibson is "my dad".

by Vegas March 23, 2003

My Dad

Something that is really cool.

This chocolate cake is "My Dad".

by Vegas March 24, 2003