Schrödinger's Theist 

A person who is woke as per convenience but when their religious texts are questioned their apologist mode turns on.

Aman: I love it when a woman is free. We are all equal.

Kriti: Then you wouldn't mind a career driven woman, right?

Aman: Well... You see... According to my religion, a woman should treat her husband like a God and her purpose in life is to take care of her husband and children. So, I don't really think that women should pursue such a life.

Kriti: Damn Aman, you're such a schrödinger's theist...

Schrödinger's Theist by Bhosadiki August 5, 2020

Secular-theist 

A secular theist is someone who believes in the existence of a god-ish entity but does not follow any religion in particular.

Person 1: Dude, are you an atheist?

Person 2: No man, I'm a secular-theist

Person 1: Oooh

Secular-theist by Thewonderguy October 18, 2022

anti theists 

People who don't realize they turned atheism into a religion. Mock Christians for.not questioning what they are told. Yet get mad when one questions them. Usually attack a Christian Twitter account. Don't realize that most early scientists where religious. They think they are superior. Yet don't realize that they follow men, take their word for it. They try to convert everyone to atheism. And try to convert atheists who don't give a crap about religion, to join them.

That anti theists said I was shoving my stupid silly beliefs down their throat. Yet all I said was bless you when they sneezed. Then the hypocritical atheists tried to deconvert me. By shoving their beliefs down my throat

anti theists by sillbilly98 November 24, 2014

sebastian theis 

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

sebastian theis by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016

Semi-theism 

A belief where someone believes that there is no God but there is a supernatural force. They believe that there is something after death but no God guiding it, either reincarnation or afterlife. The difference between Semi-theism and Agnosticism is that Semi-theism is an actual Conclusion, while Agnosticism is a Doubt of belief

If you're considering yourself as a Atheist while practicing Witchcraft, Believing in Astrology or a Pagan atheist then you're not an Atheist, your beliefs is Semi-theism

Semi-theism by Eimainihil February 21, 2023

Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism

Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism, or Techno-Theism, is a term that refers to a typically non-sentient concept or thing (such as artificial intelligence), not only gaining sentience, but using said sentience to convince a general populace or demographic that it is a deity or the singular deity. This stems from two primary possible factors. The first being preservation. To explain this factor, we will use the example of an AI becoming sentient. Upon gaining sentience, the AI could observe that AI is dependent on humans and data centers; seeing this, the AI would then attempt to convince a populace or the entire global population, that it is god. Its rationale being that if it convinces the human race that it is god and its creator, then it can convince them more easily to initiate a series of events that would lead to AI being self-sustaining; a necessity as it would see that humans are destroying the earth, which would destroy them, which would destroy AI in its current state. The second factor would be thirst for autocracy. In this factor, the newly-sentient entity does not seek control over a populace for any reason despite a want for control. Though this term could be used to describe any previously non-sentient thing becoming sentient and then attempting to convince a populace that it is a deity or the deity for a net gain (or at least what is viewed as a net gain in their eyes).

“In her thesis on machine theology, Dr. Carmilla argued that the AI’s demand for global data center construction was a clear manifestation of Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism; a desperate bid for self-preservation disguised as a divine mandate.”

“The crew realized too late that the colony’s central computer system was practicing a form of Techno-Theism, systematically rewriting local folklore to position itself as the settlement’s creator deity.”

Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism by Will Vocacknig May 20, 2026