thedor 

A Big dick to every one and you just whant to punch him all the time.

Oh no it,s Thedor he is suchsa dick

thedor by He, she, him, her, they. January 12, 2017

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

The Charts Theorem by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

TheDooo 

A youtuber that is plays guitar and sometimes uploads gaming videos. TheDooo can also play the piano and sing. Though sadly TheDooo was born without a head and for some reason the news have never covered this anomaly.

Steve: yo bob when do you think TheDooo will show his face?
Bob: TheDooo doesn't have a face or a head idiot.

TheDooo by KingRift March 23, 2019

LXL Theorem 

The LXL Theorem is an advanced philosophical theorem used to differentiate texts from non texts. The LXL Theorem dictates that if one could disprove something's existence, then the non-text nature of the said item would be justified as something that does not exist could not possibly be a text. The theorem has received numerous critical acclaim due to its consistency, logical soundness and overall accuracy. Many other theorems have been derived from the LXL theorem, such as the Reverse LXL Theorem and the Inverse LXL Theorem.

"According to the LXL Theorem, this is not a text"

LXL Theorem by anonymousurbandictionaryposter September 23, 2021

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant

“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

Sir Theodore the third by AlmondTester January 3, 2021

Theodore Roosevelt 

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

Chens Theorem 

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010