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The World's Hardest Game 

A game that says it is the hardest game on Earth, and it is probably telling the truth
Bob: JOSH! I JUST GOT TO A NEW LEVEL IN THE WORLD'S HARDEST GAME!!!
JOSH:...ok

the world's oldest profession 

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

The World's Biggest Gang Bang 

The World's Biggest Gang Bang was an event staged in a Hollywood studio starring pornographic actress Annabel Chong whereby she attempted to have sex with 300 men. In reality, only seventy or so participants turned up and engaged with Annabel in 251 sex acts. The event was organised by pornographic film director John T. Bone. The resulting video is one of the highest grossing pornographic films ever. The record attempt also caught the attention of student film director Gough Lewis and Annabel became the subject of his documentary Sex: The Annabel Chong Story. The documentary was a hit at the Sundance Film Festival and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize.
The World's Biggest Gang Bang Like sleeping on a bed of dicks

The World's Babysitter 

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!
Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

The World's Hardest Game 

One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.

You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?

What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.

The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever  

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.
Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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