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The Wicker

When you sit on your left hand on outdoor wicker furniture and then masturbate with your left hand
I jacked off with the wicker
by Wicker Law May 7, 2024
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The Wicker Man

The funniest movie of 2006 for sure, and possibly of all time.
That has to be Cage in that bear suit because he's been punching women all day.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Wow the wicker man had me laughing the entire movie!
by btgebo March 18, 2009
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the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011
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Pray for the Wicked

an album released in summer of 2018 by american rock band "Panic! at the Disco." most of their albums are a hit or miss, but this is a god damn hit! it has the billboard top 50 song "Say Amen (Saturday Night), as well as other amazing songs such as "Hey Look Ma, I made it," " Roaring 20s," "Dancings not a Crime," and "High Hopes." if you haven't checked it out, i extremely reccomend it
Me: Dude, listen to this new album by Panic! its called Pray for the Wicked
Friend: Ew, that shits emo.
Me: stfu. Get out now.
by EmoWhoIronicallyWatchesAnime August 29, 2018
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grass on the wicket

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)
Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.
by ChefsPop May 3, 2004
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painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.
Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
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