The Wicker

When you sit on your left hand on outdoor wicker furniture and then masturbate with your left hand

I jacked off with the wicker

The Wicker by Wicker Law May 7, 2024

The Wicker Man 

The funniest movie of 2006 for sure, and possibly of all time.

That has to be Cage in that bear suit because he's been punching women all day.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Wow the wicker man had me laughing the entire movie!

The Wicker Man by btgebo March 18, 2009

the Wicker Chair Theorem 

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

the Wicker Chair Theorem by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Pray for the Wicked 

an album released in summer of 2018 by american rock band "Panic! at the Disco." most of their albums are a hit or miss, but this is a god damn hit! it has the billboard top 50 song "Say Amen (Saturday Night), as well as other amazing songs such as "Hey Look Ma, I made it," " Roaring 20s," "Dancings not a Crime," and "High Hopes." if you haven't checked it out, i extremely reccomend it

Me: Dude, listen to this new album by Panic! its called Pray for the Wicked
Friend: Ew, that shits emo.
Me: stfu. Get out now.

Pray for the Wicked by EmoWhoIronicallyWatchesAnime August 29, 2018

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone 

a meme

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone by DaDdYwashere October 8, 2020

grass on the wicket 

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)

Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

grass on the wicket by ChefsPop May 3, 2004

painting the wickets 

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

painting the wickets by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015