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Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.