The Ward

Bathroom, friendly escape from other unsanitary public bathrooms.

A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.

Student with hand raised in 5th period english

Professor: Yes Johnny?

Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?

Professor: Why yes of course.

Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.

The Ward by The Ward June 9, 2010

The Ward

The Ward is another name for Jackson Ward. A neighborhood in Richmond, VA.

I’m jettin’ to The Ward right now.

The Ward by hoodcyclopedia December 28, 2021

The Ward

“The Ward” is another name for Jackson Ward. A neighborhood in Richmond, VA.

Yo I’m jettin’ to The Ward right now.

The Ward by hoodcyclopedia December 28, 2021

The Ward Effect 

a mythical presence that is best described by females - they enter a room feeling normal, and are suddenly overcome by an unexplainable yearning to spend every minute of every day in the company of Tom Ward.
Those that are lucky enough (and there aren't many) to have a force-field to protect against the effect generally find that said force-field is worn down and all but destroyed by the 4th drink, thereby rendering them as powerless as any normal female.
There are no long term side effects from being struck by the Ward effect, but for the entire time that you are in in his company rest assured that you will, indeed, be struck

"I thought I'd switched the filter on, but she's definitely been struck by the Ward Effect"

The Ward Effect by The Effect September 17, 2007

The Ward Advisory 

An elite group of students that meet every morning at St. Paul Academy and Summit school. They run the majority of the school under the table. Their ranks include the infamous Tuaner, The Hustle Wagon, and benevolent dictator Mollie Ward. Bottem line: they get it in.

The Ward Advisory runs shit around here.

The Ward Advisory by DOMINATOR AF April 28, 2012

The Hines Ward 

The Hines Ward is quite simple, it is when you put seran wrap on someone's head. Then, you take a hot, musty dump on their head which leads you into molding the poo into a resemblance of Hines Ward's beautiful, bald head.

Duffy just got out of the shower, so we decided to give him The Hines Ward.

The Hines Ward by Big Homie Jeptha December 20, 2014

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting 

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting by Furlite July 28, 2025