Bathroom, friendly escape from other unsanitary public bathrooms.
A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
Student with hand raised in 5th period english
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
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Get the The Ward mug.a mythical presence that is best described by females - they enter a room feeling normal, and are suddenly overcome by an unexplainable yearning to spend every minute of every day in the company of Tom Ward.
Those that are lucky enough (and there aren't many) to have a force-field to protect against the effect generally find that said force-field is worn down and all but destroyed by the 4th drink, thereby rendering them as powerless as any normal female.
There are no long term side effects from being struck by the Ward effect, but for the entire time that you are in in his company rest assured that you will, indeed, be struck
Those that are lucky enough (and there aren't many) to have a force-field to protect against the effect generally find that said force-field is worn down and all but destroyed by the 4th drink, thereby rendering them as powerless as any normal female.
There are no long term side effects from being struck by the Ward effect, but for the entire time that you are in in his company rest assured that you will, indeed, be struck
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