This is a pro move where it’s getting hot and heavy and she asks if you have a condom, but instead you sneakily tear an old business card to make it sound like you do.
by Over metal January 12, 2021
This is a pro move where it’s getting hot and heavy and she asks if you have a condom, but instead you sneakily tear an old business card to make it sound like you do.
by Over metal January 12, 2021
by trapezoidtrust December 14, 2009
by Rider Joe May 10, 2009
A psychotic young man with no life and a strong interest in killing people with a cardboard sword. If the world were to end tomorrow, Underwood would rather play video games while sitting on top of the dead, rotten corpse of his roommate that is still decomposing in the other room... Right now. <.< >.>
Ahhhh... What a wonderful world.
Ahhhh... What a wonderful world.
by I am Underwood. Fear me. May 21, 2009
What happens when a male has an erection while their penis is pointing downward. Can also be used when one has a visible erection while under a blanket.
by Ninakula May 15, 2010
by Zayummm December 11, 2014