the tumor 

the act of pulling your balls out through your open fly and squeezing them so they turn shiny and purple while simultaneously getting someone to look at it.

As i showed her the tumor laughing uncontrollably, i yelled look at this shit.

the tumor by TfromL October 14, 2007

the tumor 

The tumor is when you have one testicle showing outside of your pants/shorts, you then turn to an audience and ask them " Does this look like a tumor? ". The audience will look down at your ball sack and then they say "what the fuck man" and then you laugh at their stupidity.

Nick: "Hey Rob does this look like the tumor?"
Rob: (looking down) " What the fuck man, why you gotta show me your sack?"
Nick: "Hahahahahahahaha dumbass"

the tumor by Nickross August 2, 2009

The Batman Tumor 

The Batman Tumor Is Someone who believes Batman is the best superhero and wishes kill anyone who thinks otherwise and if they are superman fan bless their hearts because soon they won't have one

Dad: hey son I was thinking we could go see that "new" movie.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.

The Batman Tumor by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021

The Tomorrow War 

An awesome 2021 movie where a group of time travellers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: thirty years in the future, mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species.

"The job of convincing the world you have a small dick." - quote from The Tomorrow War's Dan Forester

The Tomorrow War by XGDragion March 8, 2023

The Tudor Ivan Effect 

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

The Tudor Ivan Effect by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish 

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish (also known as humuhumunukunukuapua'a your friendly tutorial fish or humuhumunukunukuapua'a your friendly talking fish) is a fish that only appears on the 1999 site outpost10f. Searching directly for humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish will yield no results and can only be found by going to outpost 10f and visiting one of the help popups. In some of outposts files he is referenced as humu.

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish is threatening me and my family

humuhumunukunukuapua'a the friendly tutorial fish by anonymous December 12, 2020

Tomorrow the person 

Tomorrow is a smart, beautiful , and supportive person she is also a great friend. Tomorrow’s looks usually include short light brown hair ,brown eyes and Tomorrow always wears a big smile on her face.

Tomorrow ,will always be there for you even in the hardest times. (Tomorrow the person)

Tomorrow the person by Tomorrow the person January 5, 2018