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the tri-town 

The tri-two includes the small rural towns of Plainville, Wrentham and Norfolk. The tri-town is located in the white suburbs of Massachusetts, where most people are descended from irish families who fled South Boston.

Norfolk: the wealthy part of the tri-town located in the northern most part. This is where you’ll find the nicest houses, the safest neighborhoods and the wealthiest families. The police are strictly surveying the area 24/7 and will pull you over for going 5 over the SL.

Wrentham: the middle part of the tri-town located right between Norfolk and Plainville. Basically nothing is here except a few dead stores and maybe a few farm houses, like most of the tri-town. It also has 2 large lakes towards the center of town.

Plainville: the ghetto part of the tri-town located in the southern most part, bordering Rhode Island. This is where you’ll find your lower middle-class people and your druggies who overdose on heroine in the sketchy downtown area.

The tri-town is your typical boring New England suburb despite being centrally located being Boston and Providence. According to most teens in the area, the only things to do in the tri-town is drink, smoke and fuck. The kids here would dress like scrubs 24/7 if they could (sweatshirts/sweatpants) but 90% of the people are Catholic so they are forced by their elderly to dress nice and go to Church.

The whole tri-town was inhabitated by Native Americans before they were kicked out by English colonist in the 1600s.
Hey, don’t you wish you lived in the tri-town so you could get fucked up every night and run naked through the farm land.
the tri-town by CIV2000 December 16, 2017
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026