The Took

Short for Skiatook. A small town in northeast Oklahoma known for its gangsta lifestyle.

Life was hard growin' up on the mean streets of The Took.

by Big Deck January 16, 2011

karen took the kids

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you

You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...

by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Karen took the kids

A phrase commonly found in memes implying that someone’s wife claimed the children in a divorce. Often, memes of this subject will have the text “When Karen takes the kids” or something similar followed by a reaction image.

Person 1: What’s wrong, bro?
Person 2: Karen took the kids.
Person 1: Bro, that sucks.

by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014

i took the wock to poland

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland

lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!

by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009