The Tab 

A sub-par news outlet for generally repetitive or altogether recycled content.

Bailey fresh: “hey, what’re you reading there?”
Trevs fresh: “The Tab”
Bailey fresh: “yikes” *returns to non-hexagonal safety*

The Tab by TheCuddyDuck November 4, 2019

pick up the tab 

To pay for the bill; to take the check, usually at the end of a meal.

Every time I have dinner with Chris, he always makes me pick up the tab.

pick up the tab by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

jack the tab 

subculture slang for ingesting LSD

I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?

jack the tab by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Race the tab 

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.

1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?

Race the tab by danasp_42 January 9, 2021

can tab with the middle 

when someone gives u a can tab with the middle still intact they wanna fuck

Omg jake just gave me a can tab with the middle in it he wants to fuck

can tab with the middle by jokesonyouisuck July 25, 2021

If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu. 

If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu — the American political reality that proves REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!!

Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.

This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.

Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.

Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!

Representation matters: If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu.

If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu. by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. 

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023