The Superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever skank or girlfriend you'd like to be rid of. You need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. After an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. Take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. Take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it's stuck good. Go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. Now yell very loudly "Fire!" and watch for the girl with the cape.
"I was done with that bitch and she wouldn't take the hint. Finally I gave her the Superman and sent the video to her parents."
by Cakehole1313 February 17, 2009
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there is also the one handed superman.
there is also the one handed superman.
by moenukka October 6, 2009
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A sexual act characterized by doing doggy-style then ejaculating on her shoulders. Follow that up by sticking a towel as a cape thus making the superman.
Man- Bitch hold on a sec.
Hoe- Boy, what are you doing?
Man- Shut up bitch and put this towel on.
Hoe- Why?
Man- Shutup hoe It's called the superman.
Hoe- Boy, what are you doing?
Man- Shut up bitch and put this towel on.
Hoe- Why?
Man- Shutup hoe It's called the superman.
by newby0713 December 5, 2007
Get the The superman mug.A sex act which during the male climax, he ejaculates so hard, he effectively blows off the head of his female partner. It is then required to turn, as if speaking to an audience, and say: "Wow, I guess I really blew her mind!" Then smile and wink.
As Superman was railing Louis Lane, he lived up to his namesake, and pulled the Superman; Louis really lost her mind.
by HBirdman March 8, 2007
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by SupersodieStoked August 29, 2017
Get the the superman mug.The Superman is a new and often painful sex act. During intercourse, the female will be required to wear a cape and occasionally a heroes mask as request by the male. The act must be performed in a first, second or occasionally a third story building. It is often wise to be surrounded by soft areas such as bushes. As the female party climaxes, she is snatched up by numerous men at surprise who jump from closets, doors and under the bed and thrown out of the window during her orgasm thus achieving the superman.
Female-Oooh....ooooh....oooooh shit I'm cumming!!! Mmmm!! Mmmmhmm? What the fuck? Eh...mmm...OH SHIT! FUCK!
*Silence*
Male-Thats the superman bitch...
*Silence*
Male-Thats the superman bitch...
by Karatechopgeo July 6, 2006
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me and my girlfriend tried to do The superman , unfortunately i have a seven incher , so it kinda hurt when she stoked it fast , but i came fast
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