the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005

the spider

A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.

E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|

by Pedi August 21, 2004

the spider

ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol

by the cooler penguin27 October 08, 2020

Spider

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

by A Human Male July 30, 2018

spider

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

by The Z Dude September 27, 2009

spider

Scary ass creatures. O_O

That spider is hella creepy.

by allison panda! October 18, 2003

spider

one of the 2 creations made by the devil himself along with the wasp,spiders are creepy creatures,some poisonous and some just creepy

I burned my house bc there was a spider

by Asulsmallpp May 14, 2021