Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
Above all beings he watches over everything. Meticulously planning his moves and executing them with his long dick of the law. Don't fuck with his server settings or you'll face his wrath.
Also known for a glorious beard and a face to sit on.
Have you heard about The High Sparrow? He's not to be fucked with, but you'll want to fuck him.
When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.