The Slides

To have a bowel movement that is very aggressive. Theruns. The shits.

Originated by a North Carolina Mother.
Background: Came from the idea of running to the restroom barely having to make an effort since it all just "slides" right out....repeatedly!

Terry drank all of that liquor last night after eating greens and this morning he had the slides!

The Slides by Viraix September 10, 2018

Catching the Slider 

A) Having anal sex with someone who did not wipe after having a bout with diarrhea.

b) Slippage experienced when there is too much lubrication during intercourse.

***The term Catcher refers to the individual who is receiving the slide and the term Pitcher refers to the person giving the slider.***

A) David was totally catching the slider when Annie farted after eating taco bell.

B) Brosef! After months of denying me anal, I pitched Sarah a slider last night. She thought it was an accident. ;)

Catching the Slider by SneakAttackonSeddon July 14, 2011

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide 

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide by Zabbazooey February 26, 2017

The Slide hammer 

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage

"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""

The Slide hammer by FUCT UP December 14, 2009

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

Took two beers and popped the slide by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Deploy the Slide

Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.

Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.

Deploy the Slide by rickbrunernyc August 13, 2010

Take two beers and pop the slide 

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

Take two beers and pop the slide by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010