The Rumen

When you try to fart on your wife’s face but accidentally spray her with a few pieces of shit.

Last night I forgot that I had diarrhea and did The Rumen on the wife…. She wasn’t very happy afterwards.

by Rumen January 16, 2024

The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

The Ramen Noodle

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.

Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.

by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

The Ramen Rater

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen noodles. www.theramenrater.com.

I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.

by dogjuice February 24, 2012

the ramen burger

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.

I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014

The "Ramen"

This strange, disabled, manchild, is an idiot who just got his sweaty hands on a phone. He is so stupid that the FBI is trying to put him down because his cancerous stupidity is contagious. Even harambe agrees that he needs serious help.

The "Ramen" is currently running around nakid in the wild.

by The "Ramen" January 26, 2017

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

by Ben Steller October 26, 2019