The Prospector

When there's gold in them cards.

The Prospector: "THAR'S GOLD IN THEM CARDS!"

Player: "go fuck yourself with your stupid gold suck my dick also conor is a fatass"

by Arcane_Tubb May 22, 2022

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The OG Prospector

The OG Prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of Northern & Central New Jersey. Sightings have been reported not only in these two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater Salt Lake City, Utah area. The OG Prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. He would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his title: The OG Prospector; others say... that to this day... he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of Northern & Central New Jersey in search of his heart's one true desire: roaches. Some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a fiend; some say he never even existed. Believe what you will, this is the legend of The OG Prospector.

"Rob: Dude, I left a roach right on this table last night before I went to sleep, & now it isn't there.

Tom: Bro...have you ever heard the legend of The OG Prospector?"

"Jim: Bruh, why are you collecting roaches...like...really...?

Bryce: Dog, you really know nothing, do you? They call me The Young Prospector, after The OG Prospector, himself...boi."

"Bruh...this nigga out here on the porch with me & Terry, calling himself, 'OG Prospector.'..talkin' bout, 'can he keep the roach?' tf?"

by Young Burlington Coat June 17, 2016

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Serge the protector

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.

FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

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The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.

Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.

by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019

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