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smoke the peace pipe 

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.
I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.
smoke the peace pipe by killerdove November 20, 2011

The Peacekeeper 

a knight with an assault rifle who keeps the peace by shooting people in makeshift biohazard suits
Day 40: as the peacekeeper, I have continued to fight the enemies in biohazard suits, trying to steal our supply of peace. Luckily, I had remembered to upgrade my suit of armor, and my shotgun assault rifle
The Peacekeeper by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

The Percentage Cult

Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.
Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.

man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.

Members of the peaceful community 

Another way of representing India's largest religious minority.
Man, the members of the peaceful community didn't allow the survey to pass through today.

Pass-the-parcel 

Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow
Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel?

I love the game because i get cum in my mouth
Pass-the-parcel by Partygames February 24, 2020

increase the peace 

Increase (make more of) the peace (opposite of fighting).

Means the same as decrease the war, but its better coz it rhymes.
First Guy: "Im gonna bash your f**king head in!"

Second Guy: "Increase the peace, man."

First Guy: "OK then."

Second guy: "Yeeaahh! I didnt get bashed!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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