The Muzz

Slang for a Pennsylvanian group of Islamic beings. The leader of which is bald and has an epic white beard and is actually a convert from Catholicism. Total of 5 "muzzes" belong to this clan. Main mode of transport is a red van. Back-up mode of transport is a camel convoy. The leader of this group originated from New York state and found his true calling on a volunteer mission to the South Pacific. Though the leader of this clan is an extreme "dush" bag, the main female is a Norm-Muzz (see Norm-Muzz). Main Muzz built a Muzzosque. Main Muzz towers above the other Muzz community at 6'4", though his voice would indicate that he is of a much shorter and slender figure. Most people have a similar opinion regarding the Main Muzz... that of which he sucks.

Again, we cannot coordinate a family reunion this year due to The Muzz's Ramadaning.

The Muzz sucks. I am so glad I am not part of The Muzz.

by Muzzlissa May 25, 2011

The muzz

The hair on the top of the toe or specially the big toe.

She laughed and snorted so hard it made the muzz stand up on my foot.

by GloomK9 November 5, 2023

the muzzle loader

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!

The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.

by scott ak October 14, 2006

The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.

Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!

by 12b&vader November 22, 2023

The Tennessee Muzzleloader

When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.

In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!

by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017

Muzzle the goat

To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis

Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!

by DJ Or Derb May 22, 2011

Muzzle the Vulture

To masturbate. To jerk off. To rub one out. To touch one's self in a provocative manner for sexual gratification. Sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals.

You guys go on with out me, I'm going to stay home and Muzzle the Vulture.

by Angry Sloth July 28, 2011