The muff 

When you shag too many birds in one go that you just die

Aww fuck man did ye hear jabba did the muff last night

The muff by daddyyolol February 24, 2020

The Muff  

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.

Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.

The Muff by filbasman44 January 20, 2009

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

The Muff-in man by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

Fluff on the Muff 

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area

If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.

Fluff on the Muff by Slim August 14, 2004

fluff on the muff 

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

fluff on the muff by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

Diamond in the muff 

Any type of female genital piercing/vaginal piercing. While not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. In any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it's relation to a diamond in the rough.

Homey: Yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as fuck...

Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.

Homey: Nahhh.

Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.

Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.

Diamond in the muff by eboymonster March 18, 2011

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

Chuffed to the muff by Dagitator November 14, 2011