the maryssa

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doing “the maryssa” is when you you want to fuck your cousin, who isn’t actually your cousin. this is named after the urban legend Maryssa Muniz when she had kids with her stepmoms, life long friend son which her family considered to be her cousin. this started to be called the maryssa in 1893 after she had twins with the him at age 13. legend says they named the babies bella and sara. even though they were both boys, Maryssa wanted girls so. in conclusion, doing “the maryssa” is when you want to have intercourse with your “cousin” that’s not actually related to you and more of a family friend.

person #1: yo she had a kid with her cousin! that’s on some yee haw sweet home alabama shit bro. that’s incest that baby is gonna be a mutant.

person #2: no bro. she pulled “the maryssa”

person #1: oh THAT MAKES SENSE

the maryssa by thecoffeesnorter May 27, 2019

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