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the jacuzzi

When a couple sets up in 69-form, the lady sets her asshole on his nose, urinates in his mouth, and uses the force of her flatulence to send air bubbles through his nasal passage and cause the urine in his mouth to bubble, a la jacuzzi
Your mom said she wanted to go hot tubbing last night. I said "Nah, lets hit the jacuzzi instead."
the jacuzzi by Creaghz8 May 15, 2016
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floozie in the jacuzzi 

Sculpture of Anna Livia formerly located midway up O'Connell Street, Dublin, Ireland, consisting of a very long, flowing, stylised female figure in a fountain (Anna Livia being a personification of the River Liffey and by association the city of Dublin). Removed to make way for the O'Connell Street Spike, better known as the Stiletto in the Ghetto, in the year 2002.
We all miss the floozie in the jacuzzi.
floozie in the jacuzzi by Fearman December 10, 2007

The Swedish Jacuzzi 

To be covered in semen all around your body.

Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
Mike visited Sweden for the first time and went to a gay bar, he got The Swedish Jacuzzi there.

The Italian Jacuzzi 

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever
The Italian Jacuzzi by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026