the jacuzzi

When a couple sets up in 69-form, the lady sets her asshole on his nose, urinates in his mouth, and uses the force of her flatulence to send air bubbles through his nasal passage and cause the urine in his mouth to bubble, a la jacuzzi

Your mom said she wanted to go hot tubbing last night. I said "Nah, lets hit the jacuzzi instead."

the jacuzzi by Creaghz8 May 15, 2016

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floozie in the jacuzzi

Sculpture of Anna Livia formerly located midway up O'Connell Street, Dublin, Ireland, consisting of a very long, flowing, stylised female figure in a fountain (Anna Livia being a personification of the River Liffey and by association the city of Dublin). Removed to make way for the O'Connell Street Spike, better known as the Stiletto in the Ghetto, in the year 2002.

We all miss the floozie in the jacuzzi.

floozie in the jacuzzi by Fearman December 10, 2007

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The Swedish Jacuzzi

To be covered in semen all around your body.

Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.

Mike visited Sweden for the first time and went to a gay bar, he got The Swedish Jacuzzi there.

The Swedish Jacuzzi by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020

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The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

The Italian Jacuzzi by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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