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the isaiah

The Isaiah is a form of secretive mastrubation in which a guy with a boner sticks his hands in his basketball short pockets, and moves them in an upward direction on his erection.
Was he really doing The Isaiah in Spanish class?
the isaiah by Slightly strange March 28, 2015

The Isaiah

Having hips like a majestic seahorse.
Damn girl, you got The Isaiah going on for sure… juicy.
The Isaiah by butteronsomebread April 18, 2024

Isaiah the dumbass 

Runs around please in Jesus mouth and doesn't smoke weed

Isaiah the lovable 

This is a legendary hero that existed back in 1607BC and is known for his incredible and innovating style for the time he was sweet and pure hearted a rare thing to find back then he spoke in a sweet soft voice he was some what known for seeing but he didn’t do it much around people

He was also known for his incredible works as a writer his poetry touched the hearts of many people even said to have inspired some of the greatest writers in history

He was one of the first known historical figure to have a male companion it was said that there love couldn’t be broken by any god or monster even death
Isaiah the lovable has made me see my rights from wrongs

Have you listened to Isaiah the lovables poem I heard it was about hart brake
Isaiah the lovable by Wewe lord March 22, 2025

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

The Isiahs 

A type of disease caused by a heavily erected penis that can’t be stopped
Johnny walk past a beautiful female and he accidentally got the Isiahs.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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