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the isaiah

The Isaiah is a form of secretive mastrubation in which a guy with a boner sticks his hands in his basketball short pockets, and moves them in an upward direction on his erection.
Was he really doing The Isaiah in Spanish class?
the isaiah by Slightly strange March 28, 2015

The Isaiah

Having hips like a majestic seahorse.
Damn girl, you got The Isaiah going on for sure… juicy.
The Isaiah by butteronsomebread April 18, 2024

Isaiah the dumbass 

Runs around please in Jesus mouth and doesn't smoke weed

Isaiah the lovable 

This is a legendary hero that existed back in 1607BC and is known for his incredible and innovating style for the time he was sweet and pure hearted a rare thing to find back then he spoke in a sweet soft voice he was some what known for seeing but he didn’t do it much around people

He was also known for his incredible works as a writer his poetry touched the hearts of many people even said to have inspired some of the greatest writers in history

He was one of the first known historical figure to have a male companion it was said that there love couldn’t be broken by any god or monster even death
Isaiah the lovable has made me see my rights from wrongs

Have you listened to Isaiah the lovables poem I heard it was about hart brake
Isaiah the lovable by Wewe lord March 22, 2025

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

The Isiahs 

A type of disease caused by a heavily erected penis that can’t be stopped
Johnny walk past a beautiful female and he accidentally got the Isiahs.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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