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the isaiah

The Isaiah is a form of secretive mastrubation in which a guy with a boner sticks his hands in his basketball short pockets, and moves them in an upward direction on his erection.
Was he really doing The Isaiah in Spanish class?

The Isaiah

Having hips like a majestic seahorse.
Damn girl, you got The Isaiah going on for sure… juicy.
The Isaiah by butteronsomebread April 18, 2024

Isaiah the dumbass 

Runs around please in Jesus mouth and doesn't smoke weed

Isaiah the lovable 

This is a legendary hero that existed back in 1607BC and is known for his incredible and innovating style for the time he was sweet and pure hearted a rare thing to find back then he spoke in a sweet soft voice he was some what known for seeing but he didn’t do it much around people

He was also known for his incredible works as a writer his poetry touched the hearts of many people even said to have inspired some of the greatest writers in history

He was one of the first known historical figure to have a male companion it was said that there love couldn’t be broken by any god or monster even death
Isaiah the lovable has made me see my rights from wrongs

Have you listened to Isaiah the lovables poem I heard it was about hart brake
Isaiah the lovable by Wewe lord March 22, 2025

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

The Isiahs 

A type of disease caused by a heavily erected penis that can’t be stopped
Johnny walk past a beautiful female and he accidentally got the Isiahs.