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El Capones greatest enemy
SIr, THE IRS shot el capone
The IRS by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 11, 2022
The IRS, also known as the Involuntary Robbery System, is a government corporation that makes you calculate your own taxes, pay half your income as taxes, and even if you get a tiny little inaccuracy in that calculation, you go bye bye to jail for "tax fraud"
"yo steve, he got sent to jail by the IRS for getting his calculation wrong by 4 cents, ya heard?"
the IRS by boeing747800 April 15, 2025

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

single-letter difference between God and the IRS 

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

They/Theirs/Them 

a retard who doesn't want to be human
Aye Lex look at that They/Theirs/Them retard.
They/Theirs/Them by retardisaword69 September 30, 2021

THEIRSLEVS 

Girl:Have you ever have THEIRSLEVS???
Boy: no