the hoves

A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

where the hoes at

When you and your homeboys are hanging out and the one with the least bitches ask this question

Aye bro, where the hoes at?

by Two90 August 31, 2015

scoping out the hoes

When you're checking out the females. Specifically, to go out of your own way to check out a girl.

EX 1:
Guy: Hold up I can't tell if she's hot yet.
Guy2: aight that's cool
Guy3: scoping out the hoes?
Guy1+2: YEA YUH
Guy1: oo yea, I would.

by Nadsafs March 14, 2009

Keep the hoes on their toes

Sometimes you gotta keep the hoes on their toes. Can't let them know your next move.

"did you snap that girl back"

"nah imma wait a few minutes, gotta keep the hoes on their toes"

by Cooper K October 14, 2020

scaring the hoes

1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.

2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.

+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again

by AquaNeutral March 31, 2023

The Hives

The hives an uber-cool band from Sweden thats fun to play at partys.

I played the Hives at my Halloween party and everyone was happy.

by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004