The Guyble

The Guyble is a sort of social understanding upon "Men" to follow and abide by rules regarding friendship, relationships, business, and general respect. Examples from this spoken bible for men would be not to fool around with your friends ex though there are exceptions. Another example being not to use the urinal next to your fellow bro. Use one over. If you make a promise to help your fellow bro with something like moving, or giving them a lift, follow through. If you're helping them hide something small from their folks or something small, don't break the code only if it's imperative because someone may be hurt. There are limits and exceptions to rules in the Guyble

"Dude, you can't do that. It's against the bro code!"
"That's right man, it's in the guyble"
"...What the f**k is a guyble? Is that the album of Guy Fierri that you were trying to show me earlier?"
"N-No. That was something else..."

The Guyble by RetributionVII June 29, 2018

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It's a book like the bible. But it's for bros. you read it everyday like the bible but since its for guys, it's called "the guyble"

(Bro code put into a book,the guyble)

the guyble by Kidnplay62 November 10, 2013

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The guyble

The complete story and etching of our Lord guy fieri.

I read the guyble all night as I prayed to my lord fieri hoping one day to go to flavor town.

The guyble by GuyFieriIsMyLordAnSavior September 13, 2015

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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