gooser

someone who is a silly goose

You are a gooser.
Someone who does something silly.

by Zenny Renee November 03, 2007

gooser

one who "gooses" (see goose-a pinch between the buttocks).

a person that gooses, or pinches another person between the buttocks is known as a gooser.

by Greg Martin May 14, 2006

gooser

A classic insult, used as a form of banter.

Aidan is as looser as a gooser.

by BilboHaggis January 07, 2017

Gooser

A male erection at it's peak. Origin : Stockton Australia.

Come over and tend to my raging gooser you saucy little thing.

or

I gotta find me a woman to help me dispose of this whopping gooser.

by Patousse December 21, 2006

gooser

someone who is mooning people and they dont realize it, like their pants are fallin off and their ass crack is showing.

ha ha betty's a gooser look at her hairy ass crack

by pinkfred March 27, 2007

gooser

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

by ojpimpjuice69 December 09, 2008

gooser

1) A hot ass girl

2) A big ol bud.

3) A big ass butt

4) A very very long golf drive.

5) A sick water pipe.

6)Anything pertaining to anything you want at any particular time.

"Yo, did you see that gooser walk by?"

"I just goosed one right on the green!"

"Lets go rip the gooser."

"Yo pass me that gooser cause im trying to get bruisered and i only can use the gooser so the goose will gooser."

by Big Gooser June 08, 2007