gerg

A word that is better than pog to indicate excitement or an epic moment.

“Wow Amber just gifted 25 subs. Gerg!”

by hallmarkfan December 11, 2020

Gerg

To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.

Alternate definition:

To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party

This guy was so annoying in the Xbox chat, that I immediately Gerg’d him.

by NHL boss July 26, 2019

Gerg

n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.

Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.

That gerg has the best dick ever!

Oh great, another gerg at the party

by ulrich von gradwitz March 2, 2010

GERG

A local legend that lives in the central Queensland area of Australia. He grew up with his father slaying tonnes of Spanish, pigs, crows and pretty much anything that moves. To put into perspective of the size of the pile of the stuff that this legend has taken, think of the Empire State Building and times it by 50. That’s before smoko by the way. He’s taught sons, nieces and nephews how to slay anything. Once someone has been summoned with this skill set they have been ‘gerged’.

Mitchel went fishing with gerg and caught 26 blue salmon for the afternoon, he has now been ‘gerged’

by Gerg bartos March 17, 2023

Gerg

A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.

After taking a full stick and a 20 second pull of Crown Russe, a man took on the persona of Gerg.

by rmmrmrmrmrmr November 10, 2019

The Gerg

Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.

by rreza August 24, 2008

Gerg

When a greg get too horny and needs to be pleased

Greg is so gerggy right now, like so gerg he is basically a gerggy poo.

by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019