the fuck its 

The fuck its also known as fuck its are a medical anomally that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.

Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Alright i have to do this.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.

the fuck its by meher1312 April 27, 2011

the fuck its 

when you dont feel like doing something

greg wanted me to help him build his pool today but i got a case of the fuck its and didnt want to

the fuck its by travelsizedjoe August 1, 2008

A case of the fuck-its 

Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.

After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.

A case of the fuck-its by mandyworld January 1, 2017

Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending? 

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Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending?

Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending?

juan

Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending? by tanukiluke July 11, 2021

what the fuck it's only a buck 

A phrase once again coined by the up most respected and very easily miss confused Steven Burkemper. Related to early nine teen nineties Grateful Dead concert parking lots, young Burkemper selling commodities such as Shasta cola and grilled cheese sandwiches. Burkemper loudly announces his product costing a mere US Dollar, affordable to the average patron of the scene, as a tasty beverage or snack to quench the thirst or hunger of the purchaser. "What the Fuck Its Only a Buck", became an instant staple for vendors around the country on the grateful dead parking lot circuit, and went on to acquire such acceptances from other parking lots in the later years such as; Phish, Widespread Panic, String Cheese etc...

"Cola's, Grilled Cheese, What the Fuck it's only a buck!!!"

what the fuck it's only a buck by steve-i rastafari September 4, 2005

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears 

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019