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the division 

an awful looter shooter with good gameplay and shit horrible combat
that games as bad as the division
the division by mlg wtf July 28, 2016

The Division Bell 

Kickass Pink Floyd album, which is not defined yet, showing that people on Urban Dictionary have no sense of good music. The Division Bell centers mainly around Roger Waters leaving the band, and proves that Floyd is still fucking amazing even without that asshole. It is Floyd's final studio album to date.
Floyd poser: "Wow, that album Dark Side of the Moon is the best Pink Floyd album ever! I really like that song 'Dark Side of the Moon.'"

True Floyd fan: "What other albums do you like?"

Floyd poser: "Umm... Another Brick in the Wall?"

True Floyd fan: "Eat shit! Dark Side of the Moon is not a song, only an album, and it's called The Wall! Also, The Division Bell kicks ass, even without that asshole Roger Waters! You have no true taste in music!"

Floyd poser: "Who's Roger Waters?"
The Division Bell by PINK FLOYD PWNS December 24, 2007

The Division two Aim

It's used to describe people that miss a lot in games. The game The Division 2 has an Auto lock mechanic to prevent missing, hence The Player's aim is Not that great
Did you The Division Two Aim again?

Bro stop The Divison Two Aiming and play normal!
The Division two Aim by Tripx.tag January 23, 2024

Curse of the Division Titles 

Curse given to the Atlanta Braves because they only win division titles. They have gone to 13 straight postseasons and won 1 World Series...
When will the curse of the division titles end?

Tom Clancy’s the division 

A game for try hard gay kids and older black men to talk about how sweaty their last encounter with rogues made them.
Tom: Hey man wanna play Tom Clancy’s The Division?
John: Nah man, I’m already gay.

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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