cum puddle

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
by bloodywank January 31, 2011
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The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them
Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.
by Dravven February 08, 2025
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