A person with the last name Creech who is known to smoke many blunts a day. You will often find a CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON to have a special room in their house designatd for marijuana use, often called "The Weed Room". If you know a CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, consider yourself lucky and blessed to be in the presence of such an amazing creature.
An unusually sedentary lifeform found slouched in the darkest corner of the bedroom, often surrounded by snack wrappers, half-finished drinks, and an aura of vague disappointment. The Creech expends minimal energy unless food is involved, and despite doing absolutely nothing, still manages to bark orders like a discount drill sergeant with no rank.
“Hey man, can you help me move this couch?”
“Nah, The Creech said he’s conserving his back for fantasy football season.”