1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!
2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.
3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.
My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."
The act of thrusting the man junk so far into a woman's (or man's if you are homosexual) anus multiple times that the balls consistently slap against the "host's" butt cheeks making a sound like a great high five.
KirtKanReed: "i am soo hungover bro, i can't remember anything about last night."
ChadKant: "you wouldn't want to."
Zenovia's Playa: " YEAH! BECAUSE CHAD GAVE YOU THE sack whack on the back crack WHILE YOU WERE SHIT FACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH!"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.