Skip to main content

The Coves

What all the KOOL kidz are calling COVID at the moment
See Carly I told you the KOOL kidz are calling covid " The Coves"
by Totally NotJoeisaid December 20, 2021
mugGet the The Coves mug.

drag one's dick through the coleslaw

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."
by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005
mugGet the drag one's dick through the coleslaw mug.

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.
" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"
by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018
mugGet the The Coles assfucker mug.

The coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejaculating into his butthole at the same time, creating a coleslaw-like mix.
Cory gave Landon the coleslaw last night and they soon after fell asleep in each others arm's.
by Shitbox Car April 15, 2011
mugGet the The coleslaw mug.

The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

by The Cone November 24, 2010
mugGet the The Cones Prayer mug.

keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
mugGet the keep the cones up mug.

after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.
wow after thunder comes the rain
by keys876 October 23, 2017
mugGet the after thunder comes the rain mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email