The Coozie

A sexual act in which a person shoves a whole beer up their ass allowing another to be able to eat their ass and drink beer at the same time.

Ddude we did the Coozie last night. It was refreshing.

by malfinc1050 July 23, 2025

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

But the cookies

A phrase that was used in the Christmas EP (Go buy on iTunes/Google music)by Corbyn Besson.

"But the cookies"-Corbyn Besson

by LimeLightSeavey March 2, 2018

Dance with the cookie man

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

by Osix spartan March 13, 2019

Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006