The Conundrum

An example of how not to make a YouTube video.

"Oh, have you seen The Conundrum?"
"What the fuck are you doing in my closet."
"Watch NoahIsCanned on Prime video or YouTube!"

The Conundrum by TheCannMann June 12, 2023

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

The Aquaman Conundrum by V. Ampersand August 24, 2008

The Tarkov Conundrum 

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."

The Tarkov Conundrum by DrCamel May 29, 2021

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist. See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

The Aquaman Conundrum by Ampersandles October 9, 2008

The Bautista Conundrum 

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.

Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.

The Bautista Conundrum by BCLAXO December 9, 2021

The Biscuit Conundrum 

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

The Biscuit Conundrum by x427 October 5, 2023

The Vegemite Conundrum

Originally developed by the ancient puppeteer “Master Fenwahbi” as a one off gag to fool the gullible Rankin Tribe in a mouse hunting competition.

The Vegemite Conundrum continues to put doubt on humble/fragile minds at every cornerstone of society.

It is often carried out for personal enjoyment at someone else’s expense.

Even when the effected person smells a tint of Vegemite, the puppeteer obtains enjoyment in knowing that for the fleeting moment before the aroma of Vegemite is detected that the presence of fear and embarrassment was experienced - the phenomena is not often spoken about.

Daz was taken down by The Vegemite Conundrum!

The Vegemite Conundrum by The Fenwahbi Tribe June 2, 2026