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The Coley 

A typical jersey hairstyle. It is a messy, loose bun tied at the top of one's head. Usually, hair hangs out. This hairstyle was made popular by Coley, from season 18 of The Real World: Denver. During this season, Coley became ill with Mono. She was confined to the couch for most of the season, and showed her Jersey roots (no pun intended) by sporting this hairstyle day and night.
The Coley by Shewssssssss April 28, 2011
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The Coleman 

Some say The Coleman is The Shit. Others say he is greater than God. I say Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.
And The Lord came down unto us and he did say... This show shall rock. And i said it shall for I AM THE COLEMAN
The Coleman by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

The Coleman Theorem 

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.
"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.
The Coleman Theorem by Marine December 13, 2008

The Cole 

anyone who is a mother fucking fudge packing punk ass bitch of an emo/goth/fag kid. These kids are to be talked about behind their backs, but be warned, because if they get wind of what you said, they are likely to come and stab or pierce your flesh wih one of their many needles they keep hidden in their gay ass black combat boots.
I was talking about how hard I did The Cole's momma yesterday, and that little motherfucker came and stabbed my testacle with one of his five pins.

The Colby effect 

You date a boy, you feel very happy with them and then you break up with them because they’re a dickhead and then they are mean to you because they can’t face the rejection which proves exactly why you broke up with them in the first place.
How come lily looks so depressed today?”

“Oh she’s been struck by the Colby effect. Again!”

The Colby 

The Colby- letting a blunt that's not yours go out because they're using it as a microphone while telling a story
" Stop being The Colby and smoke that! "
The Colby by Dangsoh January 5, 2020

The Cole Train 

1. A loud obnoxious black roid monkey on the game Gears of War
2.The song that plays during the credits on Gears of War
1. The Cole Train: Whoo!
2. Yeah! Whoo! Bring it on sucka! This is my kind of shit!
The Cole Train by Awesome Possom October 13, 2007