A highly sought after Australian Male. The Choog, is known for rooting, drinking and conquering. Every man wants to be The Choog.
Last night at the pub, The Choog strolled in with a schooner in one hand, a grin that promised chaos, and by sunrise he’d conquered three kegs, four women, and the local strip joint - every bloke watching knew, deep down, they’d sell their left nut to live just one night as The Choog.
by SelfRighteousSally August 23, 2025
Get the The Choog mug.A Chog is when the physical state of a woman's pussy, or front bum (amoung other glorious names for the anatomy) is very prickly to touch. The once shaven pubic hairs have regrown in such a manner that they best resemble a cactus, a thorn bush or the prickles of a hedgehog. The word itself is derrived from the word hedgehog (hense chog) and is a great slang word to use amoung friends.
A girl in my school has a chog! My best friend Jo sims told me this and showed me where her prickles got him! So from that moment onward the female in question was known as The Chog!
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Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
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Get the The Chong Dong mug.When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!
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Get the The Chong mug.The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
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