The Choke Hold 

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

The Choke Hold by anonymous January 21, 2025

The Choke Hold 

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

The Choke Hold by anonymous January 21, 2025

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior by bt February 27, 2003

The Alaskan Choke-Hold 

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

The Alaskan Choke-Hold by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019

Rum & Coke; Hold The Coke 

Just like a normal glass of rum and coke, but with no coke. It pretty much means having a glass of straight rum.

Personally, it's my favorite drink.

I'll have a rum & coke; hold the coke please.

Rum & Coke; Hold The Coke by psychonirvanafan July 23, 2010

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

In the cupid's chokehold 

Somebody being deeply in love with someone else so they cant live or stop thinking about that someone.

It feels like I am in the cupid's chokehold. I can't stop thinking about her.

I guess cupid got me in a chokehold. I never felt this way before.

In the cupid's chokehold by theguythatcaresaboutdefinition October 12, 2022