The Burns

Occurring in males after sexual intercourse or masturbation, the inside of the epididymis become inflamed and painful with a burning sensation, likely due to seminal fluid remaining inside the epididymis following ejaculation. The Burns takes time to go away, and men suffering from it should sit on the toilet with their penis aimed down to allow for sufficient drainage. If this is a common problem, you should speak to your doctor.

After wanking it with Sally, I got the burns. Took like ten minutes to go away.

by Iron Penguin March 27, 2010

The Burns

After eating a significant amount of hot peppers, excretion entails burning of the anus.

"I ate so many shipka peppers; I got the burns like crazy!"

"My ass is on fire from the burns!"

by JUICE CLUB February 12, 2006

The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.

Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.

by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

getting on the burns

To ingest methamphetamine. Originally a reference to lip burns from smoking meth with a pipe; has broadened to include all use. NZ slang

I've been getting on the burns fer three days mate an me dead mum keeps crawlin up me leg...

by zairian July 2, 2008

The T.Burns Special

One of the best positions out there and you don't have to be a yoga master to pull off this beauty. Girl lies on her stomach guy lies on top. Feels great for everyone. The girls ass has a cushion/trampoline like effect reducing fatigue and prolonging pleasure. Sounds simple, is simple.

The T.Burns Special kinda looks like this:

O------,---- <--- Guy
O----------- <--- Girl

by Arthur J. Comesalot November 1, 2011

burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.

'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'

by ShowBag April 24, 2009