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The angler position 

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night

The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking
Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...
The Angles by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

the angle of the dangle 

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.
in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

the anger bang 

Getting back at a male or female by having angry sex with them. Although degrading, rough, emotional, and sometimes a tiny bit violent, this is not rape because it is consensual. Lack of fourplay, and dominance are the key points. The bottom line is "beat the pussy up."
Jenny broke up with me for the ice cream man. I cried every night for a year. They broke up last week. On friday night I asked her out. We ended up hooking up at the end of the date, and I gave her the anger bang. I yelled "why the fuck did you do that to me" while I pulled her hair in the doggy-style position!

show the angles right 

when someone asks you this, typically when you are in the shower, they will be expected some sort of pic of 😏😏😏
me: "show the angles right ong"
you: *sends ab pics in the shower*

Show the angles 

A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.
Girl: I was talking to a hot boy last night

Other girl: did he show the angles?
Show the angles by Cel4 April 10, 2022