The Telephone 

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

The Telephone by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017

Skinny Eater on the Telephone 

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

Skinny Eater on the Telephone by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

talking to Ralph on the white telephone 

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

talking to Ralph on the white telephone by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

dialing the pink telephone 

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

dialing the pink telephone by bungcork June 15, 2009

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

chatting down the china telephone by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013

THE DIRTY TELEPHONE 

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

THE DIRTY TELEPHONE by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006