It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.
by barnyard1 March 5, 2011
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by singingblonde5678 November 4, 2010
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by tina490 January 5, 2022
Get the The Teddy mug.The love of my life. Cuddly cute and very passionate. Hes a hard core gamer who loves his woman. Hes tall dark and handsome who dont put up with shit unless he loves you. And when he loves he loves for life. Hes a keeper and women would love to have him. Hes a one woman man. A true romantic with a heart of gold. But sometimes he can be an asshole, although hes quick to fix your pain. Hes a lover who ill love forever.
by Pakoalabear July 27, 2019
Get the The teddy mug.A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.
by D-Teal October 14, 2011
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I went on a date last night to the movies and we bought popcorn to share but she pulled the teddy and it was gone before the previews ended
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