The Sub

The Sub is the greatest and most satifying feast a human being could ever experience. A meal so filling that one must hibernate after ingesting it. First you go to Subway and order a footlong steak and cheese with double the meat and cheese on parmesian oregano bread. Next you get grated cheese over the meat and mozzarella on the other half and have it toasted. Add your choice of vegetables and top it off with salt-pepper, mayo and southwest sauce(key). Enjoy!

Warning: people with heart problems, vegetarians and Bitches should not have The Sub! Fasting is recommended before attempting to finish The Sub in one sitting.

"I just ate The Sub and have never been more satisfied!"
"The Sub is greater than sex."
"Oh god...oh god...I love The Sub"
"Eat now breathe later"

by gLane December 18, 2005

The sub spectrum

1. n. The spectrum below or beneath the autism spectrum.
2. n. Foolish or socially inappropriate behavior.

Did you see Rick at my cousin's wedding?

Yeah, he was eating the flowers out of the center pieces.

That was totally on the sub spectrum. What's wrong with that guy?

by picc285 May 2, 2019

The Sub-Zero

When one of your friends is passed out dead-drunk, you dress him up as Sub-Zero, and bring him to the woods. Proceed to dress up as Scorpion, and wait for him to wake up. While he's confused, proceed to run at him yelling "GET OVER HERE!!!".

Guy1: Dude, that was a crazy party last night. What happened after I left?

Guy2: Jack passed out, and we showed him what "The Sub-Zero" was.

by Supercalifragilisticexpialido January 15, 2012

sink the sub

This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.

Dude, we just got to play sink the sub in geography. She went to the bottom in 10 minutes.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Launch the Sub

The art of defecating in a body of water, such as the ocean, a pool, a spa, etc. When Humphrey floats up, it looks like a surfacing Submarine. Sneaky tactics are often required, especially in highly populated areas.

I jumped in the lake to launch the sub.

by abp January 16, 2008

Sinking the sub

A term used to describe female masturbation, generally with a sex toy, like a dildo or a vibrator. It is the act of the female pushing the toy so deep into their vagina, it is almost like they are sinking a submarine.

when Brittany got home, she decided to start sinking the sub. After awhile, she orgasmed

by Eazy_breezy June 11, 2016

sink the sub

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

by jr December 11, 2004