The Richards

The event where a man defecates on a woman's chest and proceeds to titty-fuck her. Also known as a chili dog.

Most women do not respond well to The Richards

by Bundy Fett December 7, 2005

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The Richard Nixon

When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...

When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.

by Dirty73 May 23, 2018

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The Richard

A euphemism for the d.

All the girls in my class are desperate for The Richard.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

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The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

by taodiorne March 15, 2009

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The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019

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