*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017

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Hence the pyramids

I found this in the New Dictionary of American Slang.

There is a donkey in Africa. He eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular ass-hole, hence the pyramids.

Hence the pyramids by Diavolo February 15, 2004

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On the pyramids

This is the act of being high on Cocaine. This is a well used term in the UK.

Person: Have you seen Mike?

Person 2: No, I saw him yesterday and he was on the pyramids for sure.

On the pyramids by Big boy seawise January 27, 2020

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The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

The Great Pyramids by Hym Iam January 5, 2023

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