palking

To piss and walk at the same time.

As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"

by baby fritz May 24, 2009

Palk

Palk is the most deezed man in ur entire school. Most people are extremely jealous of him. He also gets the biggest bbc's ever. He gets hated on a lot especially by his friends but thats only because of jealousy. Never mess with a palk

Sheeshhhh brooo look at that new guy palk hes so damn deezed

by Hottest kid December 27, 2018

Palke

A persons demeanor when they have no grasp or realization of value of objects they own.

When I appraised his watch for much less then he paid for it he went palke on me.

by spot check March 03, 2010

The Palk

A sexually transmitted disease found in common prostitutes that causes you to loose the smart part of your brain go completely insane and you begin to think like a aryan opossom
Some one who has the Palk is almost impossible to be around as they become rabid with the whorish disease and turns into a beast who enjoys biting and the crys of a baby.
Sypmtoms include:hair turning blonde, OCD, consistently acting like you are high, and need to steal candly
The Palk is an uncomfortable disease cured with a lot of therapy.
BEWARE OF THE PALK!
also known as Yittles!

person 1-"oh man you guys i shouldnt have gone out with that skank, now i got the palk"
person 2-"you got the palk?!?!? AHH RUN!!!"

by random name=george February 27, 2009

Palking

Palking is one of the two lead singers of The Beakings. He was also the founder of that band.

Yiou was a singer in the local zoo,
Palking is the singer in a band.
Yiou says to Palking,"can I join you too?"
And Plaking says "oh yes for sure you can"

by hershey August 27, 2004