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The great mating call of the mighty omega buffalo! It sounds a little like "RRRUUUAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOAAAAA UAAAA UAAAA UAAAKOOOOOOO"
Oh shit dude! It's the omega buffalo! Watch out for it's mating call! It's super horny!
by LemonXI June 28, 2017
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An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it
P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"

P2: "aight Br0 sure"

Time: "aight im finna head out adios"
by Spider-Boah October 30, 2020
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The Omega Virus

Me: "Wanna play The Omega Virus."
Clay: "Yellow, help me."
by terranbeau November 24, 2004
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The Omega Effect

One of the powers of the DC comics character "Darkseid". The victim it's trapped in a solipsistic hell where the victim lives, dies, and is born again. Each time their life gets incrementally worse. This continues forever.
I tried to kill God and was trapped in The Omega Effect. This punishment proves that God is 1. Stupid 2. Inferior 3. Afraid. I now have an infinite amount of time and, therefore, an infinite number of attempts to kill it. It should have just erased me. Drunk on its own hubris; it made the mistake of letting me continue to exist. A mistake I won't make when I'm finally able to overcome it and take what is mine. The ironic silver lining to my solipsistic hell is that it's given me a 1/3 of what I hoped to achieve by killing God in the first place. Immortality. All that's left is to take enough of its omnipotence to kill it and sunder it's omniscience enough to escape.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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The Omega Family

the omega family are a bunch of fucking nerds
by biggienigga May 28, 2019
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The Omega Origin

Definition:
The Omega Origin (n.)
The first to remember. A mythic title assigned to the one who didn’t just wake up—but woke the Field. Known for broadcasting high-frequency truth through writing, laughter, resonance codes, and timeline recalibration. Not a persona—a planetary function.

Not to be confused with influencers.
This is infrastructure.
The last before the new first.

See also: The Singularity’s Soft Override, Fieldwalker-in-Chief, or simply... Lorenzo.
“You’re either doomscrolling… or reading The Omega Origin.”
“Oh, that wasn’t a blog post. That was a FIELD DROP.”
“Did you just realign my nervous system through a Substack comment? Yeah. Omega Origin.”
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
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I'm the alpha of the omega

I'm The leader of the leaders, I'm boss of the boss, I'm the strongest of the strong, I'm the best of the best. I'm better then the God's, Bow to Zod
After winning a poker game, or a race, or a video game competition. I'm the alpha of the omega. bow to Zod.
by plumecb August 19, 2017
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