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The Megaman 

The megaman is when you spit on your hand and then stick it in your girl's p***y and close ur hand like a fist and start making a firing motion with your arms while going "pew!! pew!!"
Chris: DUDE! i did the "The megaman" on my girl last night!
Tony: NICE!!!

Jon: My girlfriend loves old skool video games so i decided to do the "The megaman" on her
Chris: nice one she like it?
Jon: Hellz yeah she was sigma! She had it CUMMING. XDD
The Megaman by Jizz on yo face July 22, 2009
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the Megaman effect 

When a game company lucks out with smash hit game, and then proceeds to crank out worthless clones of the game, cleverly disguising them as "sequels." A prime example is CapCom's MegaMan BattleNetwork series for Game Boy Advance, which began as a launch title for the handheld in 2001, but quickly became an incredibly long "series" of games that are all essentially the same game. Of course, the same thing could be applied to Nintendo and Game Freak's popular Pokemon series for Game Boy, GBA, and the DS.
Dude, WW2 games, Vietnam war games, and Atlus RPGs are suffering from the MegaMan effect.

Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

The Mega Man 

You put your whole fist inside a Womens anus

While fist is inserted you hum the Dr Willy stage theme from Mega Man 1
Bro. This girl wanted “The mega man” from me on our first date. That hoe is for the streets
The Mega Man by Mr Knight July 8, 2022

The ungodly MegaDan

When you go to a drive-through and ask the fast food clerk for an ungodly amount of ketchup or condiments, resulting in an unhealthy large bag
We went to Jack-in-the-Box and asked for the ungodly MegaDan.
The ungodly MegaDan by JuicyToots February 8, 2026

Megamind vs The Doom Syndacite 

Megamind Vs The Doom Syndacite, the worst movie in existence

*Its February 1st 2024*

Person: You know Megamind?
Person 2: yeah, what a good movie man
Person: well, they released a trailer for a sequel and a SHOW. Its called "Megamind Vs The Doom Syndicate" and the show is called "Megamind Rules!"
Person 2: Wow! I wonder how a sequel would work for Megamind
Person: I don't know, lets watch it.
*after watching it*
Person 2: What...did....they...do...to....MEGAMIND!
*people look at Person 2 while walking away*
Person 2: humanity is doomed.

the final boss of Mega Man 1 

You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR
"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"